10/31/11

Addison: "I love America."

10/20/11 8:00AM

Calling from the bathroom:

Addy: "Gwaaaaama...I pooooooped. It's a big one."

10/16/11 #2

Getting into the car in the parking lot at Marc's. Addy has her hand to her ear as a pretend phone.

Addy: "Uh huh. Yeah. I know. It's raining."
Me: Who are you talking to
Addy: Superman.
Me: Oh.
Addy: He here in the car too.
Me: Oh. Superman should fly us home.
Addy: No he wants to stay in the car.
Me: Oh, he wants to take the long way with us plebeians?"
Addy: Yep.

10/16/11

Me: After nap we'r going to the grocery store for stuff for chicken noodle soup.
Addy: What else?
Me: maybe a pumpkin.
Addy: what else?
Me: Some grape water.
Addy: What else?
Me: That's about it.
Addy: How about.....a dog?

10/15/11

Picked up Addison from Kenny and told her I bought her a bunch of stuff and one of these things has Ariel on it. (Clothes and shoes from a kids rummage sale).
Addy: what is the Ariel surprise?
Me: It's a surprise, you'll see when you get home.
Addy: Is it caaaaaaaaaaaaandy?
Me: No, it's not candy.
Addy: Is it a basket ball?
Me: Uh, no.
Addy: Hmmmmmm.

We got home and she was only mildly excited to find it was pair of used shoes.

Just remembered this one...

...as it was in the middle of the night during one of her dreaming spells:

Addy: (literally shouting) "I WANT APPLE JUICE!"

In the car..

Addy: "I need a napkin!"
Me: "For what?"
Addy: "For this booger." (Holding it up on her finger)

October 12, 2011 #2

Driving to work and school this morning in the gloomy rain:

Addy: "This is NOT a good day for golf." "You want a golf day, mom?"
Me: "No, I'm not a golfer".
Addy: "I'm a golfer" (said very matter-of-factly) "You had a golf day when you were a little girl, mom."
Me: "Oh, I did?"
Addy: "Yeah. And Gramma had a golf day, and Pa."
Me: "Ah."
Addy: "I golfed with Daddy, he was yellow, and Pa. And I got potato chips!"

October 12, 2011

This morning I was in the shower and she was in the bathroom and she said
her: "hey mom?"
me: "yeah?"
her: "Wags is here."
me: "Oh, great-what's he doing?"
her: "He pooped."
me: "Oh, on the floor or in the potty?"
her: "in the potty. And he peed."
me: "Oh, then he's a good boy."
her: "Dorothy here too"
me: "oh is she eating roses?"
her: "yep"

As I got out of the shower:
her: "yeah...."
me: "yeah what?"
her: "no mom, I am talking to Wags. And Dorothy".
me: "oh, sorry."
her: "come on wags and dorothy..."

My Funny Girl

So after relaying some funny Addy quotes to Maggie, she pointed out that I should be recording Addy antics some how. I am not good at all at writing things down so figured this is a better idea and all can view!

She's a darn funny girl and her 3 year old innocence makes anything humorous.